Starting fresh.

I will be re-updating my blog space from here on out. Though, more realistically after I lumber to sleep tonight I will most likely rediscover it four months later when I happen to google myself in hopes to find incriminating information I posted on some fetish-oriented Meet-Up© group site or something. Well for now I've done my duty and made an update.

Here are three things which I dislike:

1. Poor spelling and punctuation on mediums such as Facebook, Aim, Email and good spelling and punctuation on mediums such as txt's, Playstation Home, and basically any terminal that doesn't use a full-size QWERTY keyboard. There's not a better what to say "I marginally attended public school!" than poor spelling and punctuation; in contrast, there's no better way to say "My bloated self worth nearly compromises my bloated fat head!" using proper spelling where it's obvious typing that message was sixty second exercise of self gratification. Fuck you all.

2. All Japanese women who do not exactly fit my precognitions formed purely on images of outrageous pornography and lewd public-transportation acts involving 10 men and no cup.

3. My inability to generate content more creative than numerical lists in the form of generic banter.

If you have the opportunity, pick up a copy of "the lie" by Chad Kultgen. Link: http://www.amazon.com/Lie-Novel-Chad-Kultgen/dp/0061657301 After reading only the first few chapters I have already decided this book will most definitely appear on my coffee table to all those who happen to come by as I spend my limited social window playing Rock Band on Solo player. The writing style is filled with colorful language and descriptions; ranging from detailed analysis' of double penetration followed by listerine douchings; to the poisonous and rabid struggle of climbing the social ladder.

I don't want this blog to be a pop, pseudo-angry blog, nor a Hipster-Runoff template. Mainly it will be used regarding art projects I am doing, though periodically interspreced with fauxliosophical epifanies, relationship advice, personal wisdom, and rant material.

I end now.